MORE Worst Pick-up Lines
you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No???
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated
you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside
out....) Would you like to?
baby, I want to lick your thighs.
baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw
you my meat.
I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.
wanna fuck? Her: No! Him: Mind lying down while I have one?
love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you
take this for a swallow?
only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
face or MINE!?
place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place,
tail at yours.
touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then
touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips,
then, I'll move up to your belly button.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti,
Let's go fuck!
I'm (your name) I swallow.
are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck
it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment
you know how to use a whip?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play
not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the
Would you please come home with me and tie me
you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until
tits. Mind if I feel them?
love to swap bodily fluids with you.
wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
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