MORE Worst Pick-up Lines

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?



Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs.

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.

Him: wanna fuck? Her: No! Him: Mind lying down while I have one?

I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

Wanna fuck like bunnies?

Your face or MINE!?

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."



Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!

Hi I'm (your name) I swallow.

You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Do you know how to use a whip?

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Would you please come home with me and tie me up?

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until afternoon.

Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

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