Worst Pickup Lines
Be unique and different. Say yes.
I have ever seen! Go up to a girl in the morning and say: How do you
like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
way to get the frying pan over the head)
walks up to a girl in a bar and pours his drink over her head.
guy says: darling, why dont you come with me and get out of those wet
much does a polar bear weigh?
its enough ot break the ice anyway
there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself
come over here,
Sit on my
knee and we'll talk about the first thing that pops
wearing a shirt with pooh on it.
up and asks "Can I pet Pooh ??
<man>-Hey <insert name here> You wanna
<man>-It's easy I lay on the ground and you
blow the hell outta me.
to let you know, the word of the day is LEGS. Why don't we
go back to
my place and spread the word?
nice shoes, wanna fuck (never works but is fun to say to your
what's your sign ?
can I buy you a drink ?
Walk up to
a girl who is wearing polka dot shorts and say
Baby, can I connect the dots?"
where have you been all my life.?
pick-up line ever is the one I used to no avail on the guy
Hi my name
is milk and I'll do your body good.
Hi my name
is Mike dont forget that because thats what you will
Lion you lay down and I'll throw you my meat.
carnival. You sit on my face and I'll guess how much you
<man>-"Do you want to come back to my place for
a coffee and sex? "
<man>-"What? You don't like
My name is
pogo, so jump on my stick.
if I'm wrong, but is your name Gertrude?
that shirt's becoming on you. If I were that shirt, I'd
If I were
a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you
wearing space panties? Because your ass is outta this
follow you home, will you keep me?
<man>-"May I borrow a quarter? "
<man>-"I want to call my mom and tell her that
I have just met the girl of my dreams."
<man>-"Did it hurt?"
<woman>-"did what hurt?"
<man>-"When you fell from
Hey baby i
like that shirt, but it would look even better on my floor
father a baker? 'Cause thats a nice set of buns.
it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You are to
beauty what Picasso was to art.
artist. Would you be my nude model?
“Can I buy
you a drink?”
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