Worst Pickup Lines

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The worst I have ever seen! Go up to a girl in the morning and say: How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?

(Any easy way to get the frying pan over the head)


A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and pours his drink over her head.

Then the guy says: darling, why dont you come with me and get out of those wet clothes?


Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh?

Girl:(puzzled) What?

Guy: Well, its enough ot break the ice anyway


Hey is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself

in your pants.

"Here ___ come over here,

Sit on my knee and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!


Girl is wearing a shirt with pooh on it.

Guy walks up and asks "Can I pet Pooh  ??

<man>-Hey <insert name here> You wanna play hurricane?


<man>-It's easy I lay on the ground and you blow the hell outta me.


Hey, just to let you know, the word of the day is LEGS. Why don't we

go back to my place and spread the word?


4. Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck (never works but is fun to say to your

female friends)


Hey Baby what's your sign ?

Hey sexy can I buy you a drink ?

Walk up to a girl who is wearing polka dot shorts and say

"Hi ya Baby, can I connect the dots?"


.Sweety, where have you been all my life.? 


The worst pick-up line ever is the one I used to no avail on the guy of

my dreams:





Hi my name is milk and I'll do your body good.


Hi my name is Mike dont forget that because thats what you will be

screaming tonight.


Let's play Lion you lay down and I'll throw you my meat.


Let's play carnival. You sit on my face and I'll guess how much you weigh.

<man>-"Do you want to come back to my place for a coffee and sex? "


<man>-"What? You don't like coffee?"


My name is pogo, so jump on my stick.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gertrude?

Oh my-- that shirt's becoming on you. If I were that shirt, I'd be

coming on you too!!

If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a



Are you wearing space panties? Because your ass is outta this world!


If I follow you home, will you keep me?

<man>-"May I borrow a quarter? "


<man>-"I want to call my mom and tell her that I have just met the girl of my dreams."

<man>-"Did it hurt?"

<woman>-"did what hurt?"

<man>-"When you fell from heaven?"

Hey baby i like that shirt, but it would look even better on my floor .


Is your father a baker? 'Cause thats a nice set of buns.


Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.


You are to beauty what Picasso was to art.


I'm an artist. Would you be my nude model?


“Can I buy you a drink?”

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