Still More Best Pick-up Lines

 

Did you have fun? (She says 'when') Oh, sorry, that was just a fantasy!

 

Hey Babe,are ya Jamaician,cuz ya jmakin me crazy!

 

You must be a parking ticket, 'cuz you have Fine written all over you.

 

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!  

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.  

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?  

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you  

Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

 

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

 

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

 

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.  

Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?  

  I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

 

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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.

So, would you smile for me?

 

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!  

  just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven  

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you  

Just where do those legs of yours end?  

 

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

 

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.  

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?  

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.  

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?  

 

Wow! Are those real?  

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Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming  

  You are the reason men fall in love.

 

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

 

 

 

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.  

 

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae  

You should be someone's wife.  

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.  

 

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?  

Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!  

 

 

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.  

 

 

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.  

 

Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...  

 

If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.

 

 

 

Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink.

Girl: Why?

Guy:I looked at you and dropped mine.  

 

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